If This Guy Can Do It…
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
If there was a douche mafia, he would be the godfather.
Last night I was watching a show called “Britain’s Biggest Spenders.” It originally aired on ITV in June of 2006 and followed 4 of the most vain, greedy, overspending Brits in existence…this douche was one of them. In the course of the show he bought a £14,000 suit, a city (Yes, a city-city), and insisted on referring to himself as No. 1 at every available opportunity. I’m still not sure whether No. 1 is in reference to his perceived status or the number of people who actually enjoy his company.
So, what is this millionaire asshat’s name? Scott Alexander. And if you have a burning desire to find out more about him, here’s his website: LINK
…I’ll give you a few seconds to visit the site, and then clean up the vomit from your keyboard.
Okay, now that you’re back and freshly purged, all I have to ask is…WHAT?! Is orange this years tan? Does looking like the bastard child of Peter North and Ernie (Of Bert and Ernie fame) really attract the ladies? There is no way this man has ever been out of the gym long enough to have become a millionaire, but he has.
This drivel in human form, this mass of muscle and human refuse has somehow cracked the secret to becoming a millionaire. So I ask, if he can do it, why can’t everyone?
I aim to prove that everyone really can be a millionaire…if they really truly want it, and you don’t even have to be a massive tool to do it.
So, who are your favorite millionaire toolbags?
-Nick